Nude Male Celebrity

Recently-sorta-single Jessica Simpson was in France Saturday night where she attended an exclusive party on a private yacht after attending a Vanity Fair party, and made an ass out of herself Page Six reports:

The part-time girlfriend of John Mayer “spent the whole night following Leonardo DiCaprio around like a lost puppy,” said our source. “He just seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her.” Simpson’s rep could not be reached.”